WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



DoubleDouble 8:39 Fri Jan 13
Payet Chant doing the rounds
Fuck off payet,
Dmitri Payet,
We just don't want you anymore.
You've got some fucking front
You money grabbing cunt
Fuck off dimitri payet !

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smartkev 10:48 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Concourse at halftime:

We've got Pele, Ginger Pele
I just don't think you understand.

He makes the girls wet,
He's better than Payet.
We've got Ginger Pele.

Geoffrey Pike 9:44 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
We got Carroll
Andy Carroll
I just don't think you understand
His hair looks shit
He cost us a bit
But he loves playing
For West Ham

Sniper 12:25 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
You were working as a winger for Olympic Marseille
When we found you
We tapped you up to strike a deal to get you to come
But never thought you'd do it to us too

When you're out there on the pitch with the ball at your feet
Dribbling is so easy for you
And we've always known that you can strike a mean free kick
We just didn't know you you'd go on strike too

Di-mitri payet
You know I can't believe it when they say that you want to leave
Di-mitri payet
Actually I can believe it you've been a cunt everywhere you've been

Let's just let him go
He's fatter than ronaldo
And we've got Antonio so there's no need to worry


We don't want you payet
We don't want you wooooooah
Fuck off back home payet
We dont want you wooooooah

whoareya 10:59 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Saw this on another site and thought it was worth a shout.

We know a cunt a dirty grubby cunt
We just don't want you anymore.
You've got some fucking front
you money grabbing cunt
Fuck off dimitri payet

joyo 7:19 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
We ain't got Payet,
Dimtri Payet,
Super Slav's Slag,
The dirty little Scumbag,
We ain't got Payet.

clem132 7:04 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
we need to change the Payet song to

we've got Bilic, Slaven Bilic
i just don't think you understand
he's the 2 Dave's man, he's better than Zidane
we've got Slaven Bilic

Texas Iron 6:52 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Go wank yourself...if you can find your small piece...

cosmo smallpiece 6:46 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds

Texas Iron 9:28 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds

No it isn't. It's fucking embarrassing.

Texas Iron 12:37 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Socko...

got me Shakespearean theme on that one...

riosleftsock 12:26 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
This was better

Texas Iron 10:25 Fri Jan 13
Re: Typical WHO...
No more verse or chant from me
I see the puny vitriol that is spewed
From lightly brained and poorly knaves
Who only scoff but never craft a tome
Far be it worthy of my earnest toils
So Fuck you all and Y'all fair adieu

Mike Oxsaw 12:24 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Give me a "P"

"P"

Give me an "A"

"A"

Give me a "Y"

"Y"

Give me an "E"

"E"

Give me a "T"

"T"

What have we got?

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!

claret50 12:21 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
More of a statement than a chant.......


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neilalex 12:15 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Cheers, i think I'm getting the hang of it.

Texas Iron 12:14 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Good verse Neil...

Don't take any notice of the second rate WHO critics...

neilalex 12:11 Sat Jan 14
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Nice one Tex. Here's mine;

No-one had heard of Dimitri Payet
Before he came to West Ham
He was good for a bit but then
Seems to have stabbed us in the back
Now we don't like him anymore
Fuck off Dimitri Payet go to Chelsea
In fact we don't give a damn.

Texas Iron 11:27 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
camel...

lost your way a bit in the last verse...

camel-with-3-humps 11:27 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Who ate all the pies
Who ate all the pies
Fat cunt Payet
Fat cunt Payet
He ate all the pies

Texas Iron 11:25 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
The Muse spoke...

Had to do another Payet...

😎😎😎😎

Texas Iron 11:22 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Dimitri Payet was a hero
Beloved by all West Ham Fans
His football was magic and Awesome
For France he was one of their best
Came home took a rest and got bloated
Never played like before for the team
And now wants away...do Fuck Off

camel-with-3-humps 11:14 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
If you hate the fat cunt Payet clap your hands
CLAP CLAP

If you hate the fat cunt Payet clap your hands
CLAP CLAP

If you hate fat the cunt Payet and you really want to show
If you hate the fat cunt Payet clap your hand
CLAP CLAP

Your mum 10:54 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
Texas used like dead people, but got fed up of the cold shoulder.

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